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14/12/2005

Battle Of The Century!!!!

Jay Vs. Nas? Sigel Vs. Jada? Damn I really ran out of good rap battles. That's poor. Well. The best battle of all time, by far, is this one. Oh my "You Live With Racoons"? How the fluck is he gonna come back from that?

Still On The Endz...

Watch some underground UK Hip-hop/ Grime videos on Videosonroad.com. Some bangers on there. Check out 'Monstor Riddim', 'Murkle Man', 'Forward 2' and for a laugh watch some S.A.S.

Watch a voice over photo slide show by photographer Simon Wheatley about his time researching council estate culture in London.

"Babays havin' babays the whole world's gone crazaaayyyy!"

In 1939 a 5 year old girl had a baby. That's deep. I mean, we're heading towards that being the norm in about 20-30 years if things continue the way they have been. But 5 years old? Damn that's deep. Read the story.

New Years Eve!!!!

Chyeah! Marvin The Martian's gig on New Years Eve has been confirmed and the line-up somehwat sorted. So on December 31st/ January 1st @ The Buffalo Bar it will be...

The Creepy Morons (Ex Beatings) +

Manic Cough +

Marvin The Martian +
More Bands TBC...

DJ's The Rock and Roll Idiots (Ed and James), Dave Taylor (Artrocker.com/ Electric Shocks), Stu Plimsoles, Tom and Paul Artrocker.

Details on Artrocker.com

Are you serious?

The French Government are seeking "Deportation" for seven rappers who they claim insighted the riots in the suburbs of Paris last month? That's politically, like the most ignorant thing I've ever heard. Can a governing body of such a multi-racial western country as France really be as ignorant and destructive as this? Look over at Australia now, look at the world over right now. Rappers responsible for the whole world's racial tension? I can't claim to know the ins-and-outs of the situation. To be honest, when it comes to the notoriously ludicrous politics of France I think I'd rather not know the ins-and-outs.

13/12/2005

"Throw your Diamonds in the sky every time I cry"

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Most people know that the wrestler Diamond Dallas Page is sueing Jay-Z for 'Dynasty Sign'. DDP was doin' it big when I was into wrestling a while back (it was WCW for life I guess?) and he was a big figure in the scene. He used to drop that diamond cutter and the crowd would go loops. But I'm sayin' though. I spoke to my mum earlier this week and she thinks that I was using the two-finger peace sign like three weeks before Winston Churchill. So what do you reckon? I must have a case? Surely? Anyway. Don't listen to that fool DDP. I mean, I'm a Jay-Z fan. This is a DDP fan. I wonder whether he could have waited any longer too? "Ummmm, I haven't wrestled in a long while" (has he? I dunno) " This Jay-Z character's been stealing DDP fans. How long's this been going on? Oh he's retired? Me too (I think. Is he? Yeah. To me he is) I'll sue this rapper character for all he's worth. How dare he use the same hand motion as me for 7 years without me knowing? It's a disgrace". Imagine that with some over the top wrestler voice. It might be funny?

Will shave for mixtapes...

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So Busta's working on three mixtapes? I don't know about you. But I only want to barely understand him on south beats. Is there still room for Busta? "Hmm nah bmm nah shmm nah Back-of-the-magnum/ Nigga bmm nah shmm pah hmm In The-Back-Of-The-Magnum"

2006 Prediction

Yeah, yeah. I'm gonna get my "Hashim" on right now.

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So I'm saying that in 2006. The new "Buzz word" in hip-hop will be "Clemency". Watch it happen people. I expect Cam'ron to get "Clemency for Jelousy/ With a squeeze of Lemon Seed" Jeezy to get "Clemenceeeeeeeee" and dead prez to get their "Blame on" "He was responsible for childrens boooks that's all that matters/ So what if he started several murderous chapters/ He'd have got clemency from the Terminator if he was supported by white rappers". Watch it happen.

2005 list amended...

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So I posted my '2005 lists' the other day. I had a feeling that even though it was like two weeks away from 2006, I'd still be caught short with one or two selections. I was right. I have found one. It's only one for now, but I have found it. It's a big one too. 'Disturbing The Peace'- Georgia. Could easlily be the best song of the year. How did they manage that? Flippin' weeks before the end of the year, Luda's peoples make a track like that? Damn. I think it's the best "Rep my hood" song ever. Better then "New York" by Ja and 'em and that's a big claim.
Although it's not an official amendment, because it's not entering my list. Jack Nimble did remind me that I have to give 'Dangerdoom' an "Honourable mention" in my album of the year category. I really don't like MF Doom but that album is really, really nice. Luckily, the consensus among hardcore Doom fans is that the album's dissapointing. I personally hate everything else that he's ever done. So, read into that what you will.

12/12/2005

Weekend

I'd just completed my last "Full" working week of 2005 (woooooooooooo!) and I had my weekend laid-the-fcuk-out. I was gonna do the studio dizzle on saturday day time and sunday day time. But I'd have little interludes on each day. The first was on Saturday just before 9PM...

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... Brixton boy Danny Williams went up against the much hyped/ much hated, British Olympic gold medal winner Audley Harrison in "The biggest heavyweight British boxing match in a dozen years". It was for the commonwealth title and would be Audley's first "Real" fight since turning pro 19 fights ago. Danny was by far the more experienced fighter (although two years younger), he fought and beat Mike Tyson a couple of years back, he fought and lost to Vitali Klitchko a year or so back in his only WBC title shot. The first 6 rounds were by far the most boring and pointless rounds of boxing I've ever seen. Audley tried his hardest to hug his way out of having to fight. Danny, although the far more up for it fighter, wasn't willing to fall prey to some thinly devised Audley master plan. So it was all very cautious and lame. By the 6th though, Danny was bored and getting tired. Audley was cut above the eye (don't get too excited. It was a clash of heads) and he started to land some decent shots. One wild swing even managed to knock Audley down. The last 6 rounds were "Better" without being "Good". Danny clearly won, how a judge managed to split the decision into one Audley win to two Danny wins is beyond me. I feel like they stole a lot of my life with the fight. Never-the-less, Danny Williams brought the title back to Brixton and seems destined for a shot at Hasim Rahman? Damn the heavyweights are in trouble if he's the Champion. The main support card was the prodigy Amir Kahn though. U.S.A aint ready for Amir, I'm telling you. Remember how Prince Naseem came over and owned? (coincidentally, a very fat Prince Naz was in attendance on saturday talking about a comeback) Amir's next.

So Saturday was taken care of. What was my interlude on Sunday?...
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... The good people at Channel 5 put one of my favorite films of all time, 'Home Alone' on at 6PM. The whole team were rushing to the studio to catch it. When I tell you, nothing has made me laugh like that film, last night in a long fcuking time. When Joe Pesci slips on the ice on the stairs, then goes back up, grabs the door knob that's been heated and he falls back again. My ribs were hurting man. Hurting. I bought the T.V listings for the Christmas season this weekend and I had to check to see if they were showing 'Home Alone 2'. They aren't, so I'm gonna have to go and kop that this week on the DVD. That's essential viewing. They are showing the 'not as bad as you'd expect' 3rd Home Alone though. After the film though we had serious mic problems that prevented us recording and causing me to become extremely stressed. But that's not the memory. Home Alone's the memory!

The weekend was soured by the news that the great Richard Pryor (we can only call him "The Richard Pryor" it's like a knighthood) had passed after fighting the terrible M.S for 20 years. One of, if not "THE" funniest man ever.
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