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18/02/2006
On The Line!
It's 2:03AM. I didn't want to be up at this time. I really want my bed. But I was kept up by the prospect of watching a film called 'On The Line' which is if you don't already know, a film starring N*Sync's Lance Bass and the one with the beard and the face (see. The ugly one *No Homo* <- Sick of it! Genuinely!). I mean, I love watching a crappy movie. They're a million times better then average movies. But this one. Wooooo! Every five minutes I was laughing at the ridiculousness. It even had some decent actors in it, Ben Stiller's dad, Flex Washington's girlfriend in 'One On One' and the whiney guy from that sitcom about the radio station (it's 2:07AM now. Fcuk Google!). What can you really say though about a film with three montages? THREE? Hahaha, oh lord by the time the third one rolled around I was laughing so hard. Where was Justin? Hahaha, somebody's management is a little too clever! If you get the chance to see this film I beg you. Do it. Right now, I honestly think I could watch it again!
Lance Bass is the best actor of all time bar none. His ability to look in the wrong direction with absolutely no emotion throughout the film really stood out. I was not a fan of N*Sync before this film. They were never that big over here, so they didn't get the chance to over-saturate the way I imagine they must have in the States. So maybe this isn't as funny to you as it is to me. But to me, this is classic material! Expecially considering the fact that I spent the first thirty minutes calling it "A Backstreet Boys movie". The ending clips of Justin and the other member (are their four?) doing a "Gay hairdresser" skit take away from the film's merits somewhat. But the random placings of a lip synching Al Green here and there make up for this confusing addition. The whole film was rounded off neatly with a rap by one of the film's cast (playing the roll that was obviously written for JT) over a silly techno version of an Al Green classic (I know what song it is. 2:15AM now! Fcuk it some more!). One of the worst films I've ever seen.
**Morning after addition** It is now 1:35PM on Saturday morning and I've had a little more time to digest the film, I have remembered some things that I didn't remember last night. The first was that "The Ugly One" was in a band (oh yes!) who perform covers at a local "Open Mike" (yes "Mike"). When Lance Bass has a confidence crisis about some jiggery pokery or other (Ugly) announces that he's written and recorded one of his own songs (as opposed to a cover) but is affraid to play it. Late on in the film, Ugly is visited by some famous rock star, I think his name was "The Nick" who offers him a recording contract with his label after an unnamed person sends him the demo tape. "The Nick" turns up at open Mike's to see him perform this song (oh what a song it turned out to be!) which wasn't cheesy and was highly believable.
Some things that I still don't understand but have sketchy memories of are a girl who gets kicked in the face by Ugly and somehow falls in love with him. An old school friend of Lance Bass who was in some way affiliated with the kicked in the face girl, he wants revenge for Lance's popularity in school or some such garbage. Oh and some GENIUS product placement from our friends Reebok.
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Posted by: tommygun | 15/03/2006
This movie is a very positive movie. I don’t see why it’s rated PG-13, it should be rated G. There was only one swear word, and the word wasn’t a terrible word. You could hardly hear it. Think people should give Nsync a chance. They just need someone to pray for them, and they’ll be “perfect”. it’s a good movie for everyone.
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